Hi,
As a Christmas present for the geek who has everything you can adopt a 
word on behalf of ICAN, a charity which works with children who have 
problems speaking
  
http://www.adoptaword.com/index.php
Sadly Random was already taken so I had to settle for my real name :(
Penguin is also taken and Tux is not recognised as a word (tuxedo is) but 
surprisingly linux and ubuntu are still available (and rather less 
surprisingly so is pontifex).
   Andy