I had to share this with somebody.
I've just had a phone call from a well-known mail-order company, which 
went something like this.
Ebuyer (for it was they): Hello, this is Larry at ebuyer technical 
support.  How are you getting on with the computer you bought recently?
Me: Which one?
Ebuyer: The Null one.
Me: What?  That's not a make of computer.
Ebuyer: Was it a tower?
Me: Do you mean the one that I returned as faulty?
Ebuyer: Did you?  Oh, errr...  Sorry for the call [hangs up]
Aren't databases wonderful?
cheers
Chris
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Chris Dennis                                  cgdennis@???
Fordingbridge, Hampshire, UK