A bit late for Friday timewasting, but if you ever write anyting on an
OpenVMS system make sure it exits with a status code of 2928, 2930, or 2932
or 2934:
$ exit 2928
%SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
$ exit 2930
%SYSTEM-E-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
$ exit 2932
%SYSTEM-F-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels
$ exit 2934
%SYSTEM-?-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels