Author: Victor Churchill Date: To: Alan Pope, Hampshire LUG Discussion List CC: Subject: Re: [Hampshire] Test
On 13/11/06, Alan Pope <alan@???> wrote: > On Mon, Nov 13, 2006 at 02:59:48PM +0000, flurble wrote:
> > (Here is my favourite joke:
> > Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
> > Because the paracetamol!)
> >
>
> Ooo yay, good idea. Here's mine.
>
> Q. Why do women wear make-up and perfume.
>
> A. Because they're ugly and they smell.
Oh Popey that's naughty!
I'll be devil's advocate:
Why do men NOT wear make-up and perfume:?
Because they're ugly and smell and don't know it...